一個樂高玩偶的故事“碰瓷”
一個樂高玩偶的故事“碰瓷”
老人：哇！這真是輛豪車，看來我應該可以從這豪車司機那里撈到一筆不小的錢財……啊?。ㄋさ梗?/p>
Old man: Wow! That’s a fancy car, guess I can get some money from the rich driver…Ah! (fall down)
Driver: OH MY GOODNESS! I need to help that old man.
司機：哦我的天啊！我得去幫助那摔倒的老人。
Old man: Ahem, young man, you have to pay for my injury, you just hit me with your enormous car!
老人：小伙子，你剛剛用你那龐大的車子撞到我了，你得賠償我的醫(yī)療損失費！
Driver: What? Are you mad? I was just driving… By the way, who is that guy with the odd white hair?
司機：什么？你瘋了嗎？我剛剛只不過是在開車而已……不過，那邊那個有著一頭奇怪的白發(fā)人是誰?。?/span>
Time traveler: Guys, why are you arguing in the streets?
時間穿越者：伙計們，你們?yōu)楹我诠馓旎罩碌拇蠼中∠锢餇幊巢恍莅。?/span>
Driver: I thought this old man was injured so I got off my car to help him, and now he is blaming me for his injury…
司機：我以為這位老人受傷了所以下了車來幫助他，沒想到他卻將他的傷情怪罪于我……
Old man: This young man just hit me with his car and now he wants to run away from his guilt!
老人：這個小伙子剛剛明明用他車撞的我，現(xiàn)在他卻昧著良心說話！
Time traveler: Alright, I have an idea. Why don’t you guys follow me to go back in time and spectator what actually happened?
時間穿越者：好吧，我有一個主意。你們?yōu)楹尾浑S我回到過去來一睹事情的來龍去脈呢？
Driver & Old man: Agreed.
司機和老人：同意。
Time Traveler: Come here my car and let’s get started
時間穿越者：過來時空車，讓我們快點開始吧！
(They travel to the Star War scene)
（他們來到了星球大戰(zhàn)的場景）
Driver: What place is this? Why are these 2 people fighting with blinking swords?
司機：這是什么鬼地方？這里為什么有兩個人正持閃光劍激戰(zhàn)?。?/span>
Time Traveler: Oh no, wrong time period…
時間穿越者：抱歉，走錯時空了……
(They go back in time)
（他們來到過去車禍現(xiàn)場）
Driver: SEE!? The old man’s lying, I KNEW IT!
司機：看到?jīng)]？老頭在撒謊！我知道這個老套的碰瓷手法
Time Traveler: Well, now the proof is clear, do you have anything to say?
時間穿越者：那么，既然現(xiàn)在已經(jīng)真相大白，你們各自都有些什么想說的話嗎？
Old man: Sorry young man, I thought I could gain a huge sum of money from you by lying. Now I realize that I should not abuse the use of my seniority to gain the fortune that doesn’t belong to me. Thank you for giving this lesson!
老人：小伙子，對不起，我以為我原本可用撒謊從你這里撈到一筆錢，現(xiàn)在我才發(fā)現(xiàn)我不應濫用我的老人權(quán)益來獲取不義之財。多謝你給我上了這一課！
(The End)
（劇終）
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